YOU KNOW WHY YOU’RE HERE.
A little backstory on the store for people who are done with everyone’s BS — and why “done” doesn’t mean what you think it means.
Love humanity, tolerate humans, adore this mug.
Our story
It started with a feeling everyone recognizes and nobody says out loud: I’ve had it up to here. Not with people — with the flailing. The reply-all threads. The small talk that should’ve been an opt-in. The manufactured outrage, the “we should hang out soon” that never means soon.
So we made a store. One place where the quietly fed-up can find a shirt that says the thing for them. Deadpan, self-aware, and — if we’re doing it right — actually funny. We roast ourselves first. We punch at situations, never at people.
Here’s the secret: this is liberation, not misanthropy. Underneath the eye-rolling we’re warm, communal, and shamelessly pro-effort. Wear the shirt, get the laugh, then pull up your britches and get back to work. We’re rooting for you.
Funny over edgy
If a line’s just mean with no joke, it gets cut. Crude is fine. Cruel is banned. We punch at behaviors and situations — never at anyone’s identity.
Original, on purpose
Every design is drawn here — not resold, not scraped, not templated. Made to order, printed just for you, so we make less waste and better stuff.
Secretly warm
Done with the BS, not with you. Something wrong with your order? Tell us and we’ll make it right — every time. That’s the whole deal.