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Fuck You Affectionately Skeleton Hand T-Shirt
Price range: $24.99 through $26.99
For the people in your life you love so much it’s almost offensive — this is the shirt that says it perfectly. A sparkly skeleton middle finger crowned with a hot pink heart and retro-script attitude, all wrapped up in one gloriously contradictory statement. It’s rude, it’s tender, and it’s absolutely, unmistakably you.

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Running on Empty 0 Fucks Left in the Tank T-Shirt
Price range: $24.99 through $26.99
Your internal monologue finally has a uniform. This crisp line-art tee drops a fuel gauge stuck on ‘E’ — needle ablaze, checkered flags flanking the carnage — and the verdict printed above it in fiery orange-to-amber: zero fucks left in the tank. Deadpan, unapologetic, and surgically accurate for every overbooked, under-caffeinated day you’ve survived.

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